The Glorious Quotation Topic (Warning: Anything Goes)
Posted: February 3rd, 2012, 3:37 pm
On the old UFP forums, Artful and yours truly here were the creators of a similar topic. It would only be fair to continue this glorious tradition on our forums as well.
A few by my hand:
A few by my hand:
Shroombuck wrote:You see me doing thrill-seeker liquor store holdups with a 'Born to Lose' tattoo on my chest?
Shroombuck wrote:A student burst into my office and said: 'Sir, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me!' To which I had to reply: 'I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade this University will allow me to award.'
Shroombuck wrote:The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.
Shroombuck wrote:I am always right. It's so invariable, it startles me.
Shroombuck wrote:I will ram my foot so far up your ass in that EF-match, you shall be licking the fungi in between my toes.
Shroombuck wrote:Do believe me; I tied my own shoelaces once. It is an overrated experience, really.
Shroombuck wrote:That's like pouring another pail of petrol on a baby that is already burning nicely.