Federation Command

Jesse wrote:
FC is a family

Picard wrote:

Costello wrote:

Picard wrote:Costello, I honestly (as I said on MSN) did not know it was your girlfriend. My sincere apologizes to your and you miss.

I'm sure she has a wonderful personality.

She sucked cock like a pro.

({) This is why I endorsed this guy to be Fleet Admiral, none of you have balls like him.

Shroombuck: but then again i am god-like.
Me: That is debatable
Shroombuck: No.
Shroombuck: I am a hot piece of man-flesh.
Me: Sickly warm, putrid load of rotting beef thats been left out in the desert for 30 years that even maggots wont touch anymore
Shroombuck: What? Your dick?
Me: If that is the best you can come back with, you might aswell give up "god" ;)
Me: Might aswell have come back with your mother
Shroombuck: No, it was too easy man.
Shroombuck: I am such a lazy shit, that it was just too easy.
Me: Exactly, it was too easy therefore you will never win
Shroombuck: My brain is as large as a peanut.
Shroombuck: No, i was just modeling the butt crack.
Shroombuck: And guess what?
Shroombuck: my butt is the holy grail of physics
Me: Because scientists are still trying to figure out why your mouth and your ass look exactly the same and that how many theorists state that it is the same hole ? Just different shit
Shroombuck: The difference is that my mouth is as dark as my ass. Artful try to light it, but all he heard was shit.

Shroombuck 2.0 wrote:I am Shroombuck. I am asshole.

I am asshole because I am Shroombuck.

I am Shroombuck because I am an asshole.

Shroombuck 2.0 wrote:

Delta wrote:Does that mean that Artful is a later release of the original Shroombuck, and therefor better?

Are there any new features in the new release?

I do not pay you to think, I pay you to polish the rims of my vintage cars.

Shroombuck 2.0 wrote:

Shroombuck wrote:Lies, damned lies!

Inferior beings such as yourself should not be privy to posting permissions.

I shall rectify this error.

Shroombuck 2.0 wrote:You are outsourced, distributed like a florid tart in a King's Landing brothel.

Shroombuck 2.0 wrote:If I wasn't an advanced Shroombuck model and bound to being an asshole I would congratulate you on an appropriate level of fealty.

Costello when he was Shroombuck 2.0 wrote:I am Shroombuck 2.0. The advanced model of the one known as Shroombuck.

All asshole-tendencies have been doubled in intensity for the duration of this upgrade in an attempt to highlight the perennial disruption that is Shroombuck. Upgrade is expected to last for no more than 24 hours. Pardon our dust.

Costello when he was Shroombuck 2.0 wrote: The faeces that collect around my rectum are a more welcome sight than you.

TParis wrote:You see, while the Judge Advocate is indeed supreme, glorious, and power unto himself, the Fleet Admiral is the God of all creation, the alpha, the omega, the high ruler, the spawn of all power in the land.

Evox wrote:As far as Shroombuck goes. There can't be a problem with Shroombuck. Its misplaced effort to have a problem or to be bothered by him. He takes the piss 99% of the time in good fun and the 1% he isn't is when he is talking about FC. He has a deep affection for this place and will never be an enemy. He's a battle hardened loyalist, comrade, staunch advocate for Federation Command and would have your back.

Evox wrote:He can be crass, rude, obtuse, but that's because he's the dogs bollocks. Give him and yourself a break. You'll get ulcers.

The holy spirit of FC wrote:The first duty of every FC officer is to the whisky. Highland, Lowland, Islay, Speyside and Campbeltown. It is the guiding principle on which FC is based. If you cannot find it within yourself to sit down and drink your scotch, you don't deserve to wear that uniform.