hello all,, need to contact Artius

[Jesse]

Sorry, but I've never heard of that traitor before.

[Shroombuck]

Last time we checked Artius rode a rollercoaster and got face-fucked by a goose.

[Shroombuck]

We don't know what shit stink asshole fuckzone Artius is in. We're not in the habit of keeping track of his whereabouts.

Fuck him. Peace.

[Shroombuck]

If someone shouts, will you cry? If it was directed at you, you would know.

[DaDigi]

If I recall - picard47 wasn't Artius... I can't quite place my finger on who it was, though.

[Shroombuck]

And we can't really place our fingers on why you are still here, Digi. Why are you here? Is life too boring for you, or do you require my legal advice again for a traffic ticket? If so, give my secretary a howler. He will respectfully respond with: 'Fuck you, and get the fuck off our glorious forums.'

[Jesse]

fair enough thats understood, but i mean no disrespects, to me it sounds like none of you like Artius, thats fine with me, and none of my business, surely, you can atleast point me to a website were he is all the time... please...

Apologies for Shroombuck. He is a right royal dick to every one. You're very welcome here.

I haven't seen him for years. Last time I saw him he was in fleet called DFP (Democratic Federation of Planets), which we destroyed.

May I ask why you want to contact him?

[Picard]

I used to get the same thing from his MSN. His account obviously has been taken over by some kind of bot. I just blocked him when it happened (a year or two ago). I really don't think he's using his MSN anymore so if this annoys you, just block him.

[Costello]

I could not measure in any fair wording how little of a shit I give regarding the nature of this thread. Move on for Christ's sake.

[Picard]

Artful, come on. You gave enough of a shit to reply, so if you are to bother to reply at least do it professional in a fashion keeping in mind you have 4 pips. Think PR. At least on public forums.