Heard this from a 77 year old woman.
An older man and a woman were dating, and he asked her to spend the night.
She said whe could not do that and his response was that he only wanted her to hold his penis.
She thought for a moment and agreed.
After some time he stopped having her come over. She waited and he never talked to he.
Finally she went and talked to him and asked why he never asked her over anymore
He replied that he had found someone else.
She asked him what she had that she did not
Parkinsons
A joke
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