Artful wrote:I never have trouble finding pussy or alcohol. In fact both flock to me from all corners of the globe, one day I woke up to find a queue of women outside my door all with Jagermeister and Tequila in their hands. True story.

So subtle, old boy.

Welcome!

They look ugly.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Why don't you just go ahead and dig two holes, Voice? We will put your head in a separate grave, so your ghost will be stupid for eternity. Just close this topic, before more half-witted sheep come along to befoul the...

Kieran wrote:

Shroombuck wrote:
They must be hunted down and defeated.

No no Shroombuck, you become their friends, then you get them to invade Digi's house.

I could mind-fuck them and persuade them to do that, yes.

Eagle Eyes wrote:...Just killed a wasp nest today in the backyard...

Good boy.

They must be hunted down and defeated.

It's a momentous day. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step!

The United Federation of Planets is dead. We have rebuilt and once more are great Fleet. We have forged a Fleet not warped in enigma, but one whom our Officers can look upon with pride and honour. This has been dark work, the United Federation of Planets left much corrupted, but cleansing had to be ...

This is absolutely hilarious, at least for the first minute.