Federation Command

Shroombuck wrote:I'm trash-talked by many, hated by some. Guess how many fucks I give? It's less than none.

Frank Sinatra wrote:Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Errol Flynn wrote:I like my whiskey old and my women young.

Doug Coughlin wrote:I don't care how liberated this world becomes, a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume, and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.

Shroombuck wrote:

Ciaran wrote:

Jesse wrote:Hay Kieran, hows it goin?

I'm not "Kieran" Jesse :P

Same shit, different name.

Shroombuck wrote:You have your way. I shall have it my way, because my way is always the right way, the correct way, and the only way.

Artful wrote:If there wasn't the smell of faeces on your teeth I might nod in response.

Exeter wrote:As for Hamachi, tried it, its like going on a date and finding out she is a guy that is frigid.

Shroombuck wrote:When a sermon comes to an end, people rise and praise God. They do the same after my speeches.

Shroombuck wrote: A person whom objects to perpetuating the glories of this exalted Fleet, who declines to have his veins and intellect infused with the magnificent epicenes of Federation Command, is unquestionably most undesirable.

Shroombuck: Yes, I know I am awesome.
Picard: Tell me Shroombuck; when you have sex do you think about women or about yourself?
Shroombuck: I have an immense looking-glass in my bedchamber. I can admire myself and my woman.

Shroombuck wrote:We have to retain a certain standard of epic purity. Those who are not part of our glorious fleet, consciously fall short of our celebrated omnipotent and exalted standard.

Artful wrote:Oda: Peace to all, a joy from inside.
Shroombuck: Fuck everyone, I am awesome.