Federation Command

I'm a gamer. I play life and I win.

Janeway wrote:

Alexraptor wrote: Does that also apply to attractive female gamers? :lol:

The United States Center for Disease Control and Prevention wrote:A study conducted by the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found that adult male gamers have a higher than average body-mass index, and that adult female gamers have a higher than average incidence of depression and illness.

Translation: "what the hell do you expect when you sit on your fat ass all day."

When one calls them self a "gamer" than by definition they are unattractive and virgins. You can be female, male, or somewhere in between or none of them; I don't really care, the rule doesn't change. I offer exhibits A and B:

Mate, many professional gamers are in good enough physical shape to pwn fat noobs in game and in life. :P
Real hardcore competitive gaming is very demading physically, especially when the epinephrine kicks in.

In short, the stereotypical "fat" gamer is going to have his ass handed to him by a gamer who is in good physical condition, in intense games like shooters.

Alexraptor wrote:
Mate, many professional gamers are in good enough physical shape to pwn fat noobs in game and in life. :P
Real hardcore competitive gaming is very demading physically, especially when the epinephrine kicks in.

In short, the stereotypical "fat" gamer is going to have his ass handed to him by a gamer who is in good physical condition, in intense games like shooters.

^ Word.

Alexraptor wrote:Mate, many professional gamers are in good enough physical shape to pwn fat noobs in game and in life. :P
Real hardcore competitive gaming is very demading physically, especially when the epinephrine kicks in.

In short, the stereotypical "fat" gamer is going to have his ass handed to him by a gamer who is in good physical condition, in intense games like shooters.

"Professional gamer." That's almost as funny as the people that think playing video games can be a sport. Oh wait.

Adam wrote:I'm a gamer. I play life and I win.

I hate you for screwing my rule up :P. But I know, isn't it great?

Artful wrote:I'm a gamer. I play life and I win.

You're not a gamer. You - just like me - just happen to play a game once in a while.

Alexraptor wrote:Mate, many professional gamers are in good enough physical shape to pwn fat noobs in game and in life. :P
Real hardcore competitive gaming is very demading physically, especially when the epinephrine kicks in.

In short, the stereotypical "fat" gamer is going to have his ass handed to him by a gamer who is in good physical condition, in intense games like shooters.

I have developed a built-in bullshit detector. I never saw that much bullshit in one paragraph before.

Shroombuck wrote:

Artful wrote:I'm a gamer. I play life and I win.

You're not a gamer. You - just like me - just happen to play a game once in a while.

I get heckled :(

Chris wrote:I hate you for screwing my rule up . But I know, isn't it great?

I like to win.

He still hasn't moved on LOL

Shroombuck wrote: I have developed a built-in bullshit detector. I never saw that much bullshit in one paragraph before.

Maybe you need to fine tune it then, cause the man has a point.

Janeway wrote: "Professional gamer." That's almost as funny as the people that think playing video games can be a sport. Oh wait.

You do know that millions of dollars are turned out yearly in cash prizes to e-sport competitors right? :roll:
Why don't you laugh that one off? :P

Alexraptor wrote:

Janeway wrote: "Professional gamer." That's almost as funny as the people that think playing video games can be a sport. Oh wait.

You do know that millions of dollars are turned out yearly in cash prizes to e-sport competitors right? :roll:
Why don't you laugh that one off? :P

Okay, sure. I find it hilarious that actual, tangible money is paid to people whom play computer games "professionally". It takes no talent, merely practice and encourages impressionable kids to aspire to such a low. A waste of capital.

The next Rembrandt or Tchaikovsky could be sat there playing Call of Duty, pathetic.