Hey Everyone! Janeway's Back!
Posted: June 8th, 2014, 11:42 am
Oh hey there my lovelies!
It was another lifetime ago when I last graced you with my presence and in truth, I don't remember much of the past few years. But I'm sure my time here was characterized by Blair Waldorf style sass, a sprinkle of Root, and a lot more Blair Waldorf. Though I don't think I'm that crazy - at least not yet. I may have inflicted several mental disorders upon you. It has been known to happen. If you are one of those people may I suggest seeking immediate medical attention? You know, because I'm back and when a legend rises up from the ashes like a glorious phoenix it becomes an event forever burnt into your memories.
Anyways, how is everyone doing? I remember some of you but it seems like there are also a bit of new faces around here. To those new faces I warn: the horror stories about me are true. This is your chance to run. I suggest you use it; it will be the only one you get. :o
I see someone promoted Adam to Fleet Admiral. Now why one God's green Earth would someone promote Adam of all people to Fleet Admiral? :P
I was feeling a bit nostalgic when I stumbled across an email archive with messages from here so I thought I would check in on you all.
However, if you do need someone to overthrow Adam's rule I can happily oblige. In fact, I have prepared several pictorial responses just for Adam (who will likely understand why I chose these particular responses):
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It was another lifetime ago when I last graced you with my presence and in truth, I don't remember much of the past few years. But I'm sure my time here was characterized by Blair Waldorf style sass, a sprinkle of Root, and a lot more Blair Waldorf. Though I don't think I'm that crazy - at least not yet. I may have inflicted several mental disorders upon you. It has been known to happen. If you are one of those people may I suggest seeking immediate medical attention? You know, because I'm back and when a legend rises up from the ashes like a glorious phoenix it becomes an event forever burnt into your memories.
Anyways, how is everyone doing? I remember some of you but it seems like there are also a bit of new faces around here. To those new faces I warn: the horror stories about me are true. This is your chance to run. I suggest you use it; it will be the only one you get. :o
I see someone promoted Adam to Fleet Admiral. Now why one God's green Earth would someone promote Adam of all people to Fleet Admiral? :P
I was feeling a bit nostalgic when I stumbled across an email archive with messages from here so I thought I would check in on you all.
However, if you do need someone to overthrow Adam's rule I can happily oblige. In fact, I have prepared several pictorial responses just for Adam (who will likely understand why I chose these particular responses):
Janeway Finding Out Artful Is Fleet Admiral wrote:![]()
Janeway's Response to Artful's Response About Being Fleet Admiral wrote:![]()
Janeway's Response to Artful's Response to Janeway's Response to Artful's Response About Being Fleet Admiral wrote:
*This campaign for Fleet Admiral has been brought to you by Janeway. Janeway - for when you need someone to punch Artful in the face and take control of a government. Who needs an army when you have Janeway. Available Monday - Friday from 6am to 5pm Pacific Time.Janeway Commences coup' of Artful's Government wrote:
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