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Well done, you have grasped the nature of this thread. I applaud your perspicacity.
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Does Artful realise that the honour of the actual concept of this particular topic was initially bestowed upon the magnanimous Shroombuck before such honour was upon him? Just once in a while, let us exalt the importance of the awesome existence of Shroombuck's magnificent life.
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Shroombuck wrote:Does Artful realise that the honour of the actual concept of this particular topic was initially bestowed upon the magnanimous Shroombuck before such honour was upon him? Just once in a while, let us exalt the importance of the awesome existence of Shroombuck's magnificent life.
What does Artful think of jealous has-beens attempting to steal his lime light?
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Shroombuck wrote:Does Artful realise that the honour of the actual concept of this particular topic was initially bestowed upon the magnanimous Shroombuck before such honour was upon him?
I do not make note of when a stray dog finds a new ball to toy with, I simply observe with apathy.
Jesse wrote:
Shroombuck wrote:Does Artful realise that the honour of the actual concept of this particular topic was initially bestowed upon the magnanimous Shroombuck before such honour was upon him? Just once in a while, let us exalt the importance of the awesome existence of Shroombuck's magnificent life.
What does Artful think of jealous has-beens attempting to steal his lime light?
I think for one supposedly enlightened in station it is truly a testament to the uniquely gifted being that is myself that I can so easily eschew the groupies that flock to fling fanciful lingerie in my general direction, of which he is the effeminate ringleader. When I allow him off his leash, he laps at your feet, he's entertainment for the extended family but there are times when the rain begins to pour and that is when he should return to his kennel, lord of the manor with his pipe and egocentricism to keep him company.

The jealousy is evident for all to see, within three posts the top-most powerful members of this fleet seek my great counsel, a call from Mount Olympus, to discuss matters beyond mortal comprehension. Even when a challenger dares to enter the ring I hear the penetrating sound of the bell and I step in to meet this contender, armed before I even need make use of any ordnance. It is a crying shame that the attempt to massage his own ego merely amplifies the desperation with which he posts. Ask Shroombuck, a tragic novelty. Ask Artful, thy prayers be answered.
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Artful wrote:
Shroombuck wrote:Does Artful realise that the honour of the actual concept of this particular topic was initially bestowed upon the magnanimous Shroombuck before such honour was upon him?
I do not make note of when a stray dog finds a new ball to toy with, I simply observe with apathy.
Jesse wrote:
Shroombuck wrote:Does Artful realise that the honour of the actual concept of this particular topic was initially bestowed upon the magnanimous Shroombuck before such honour was upon him? Just once in a while, let us exalt the importance of the awesome existence of Shroombuck's magnificent life.
What does Artful think of jealous has-beens attempting to steal his lime light?
I think for one supposedly enlightened in station it is truly a testament to the uniquely gifted being that is myself that I can so easily eschew the groupies that flock to fling fanciful lingerie in my general direction, of which he is the effeminate ringleader. When I allow him off his leash, he laps at your feet, he's entertainment for the extended family but there are times when the rain begins to pour and that is when he should return to his kennel, lord of the manor with his pipe and egocentricism to keep him company.

The jealousy is evident for all to see, within three posts the top-most powerful members of this fleet seek my great counsel, a call from Mount Olympus, to discuss matters beyond mortal comprehension. Even when a challenger dares to enter the ring I hear the penetrating sound of the bell and I step in to meet this contender, armed before I even need make use of any ordnance. It is a crying shame that the attempt to massage his own ego merely amplifies the desperation with which he posts. Ask Shroombuck, a tragic novelty. Ask Artful, thy prayers be answered.
Those sure are some fancy city words you have there partner. You sure do sound edumicated. Just keep them out my council forum and there won't be any problem. If you don't I'll learn you good boy.
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I didn't see a question in there.
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Oh glorious drunkard Artful, I besiege thee to enlighten us with your vast knowledge of scotch. I must know thy secrets. Tell me oh drunk one what is the scotch you drink?
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Nani o Miru? Nani ga Aru? Mada Shiranai.
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I quite like Laphroaig, Dalwhinnie and Glenfidditch. I haven't finishing exploring yet to decide on a personal staple.
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May I present this to you brotha'
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Collect it when ever I see you....
Respectfully,

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I don't know what to say. In six years of Trek gaming in this community, this is unprecedented. Thank you for your kindness, I hope to continue to live up to the image I have somehow portrayed.
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