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The Glorious Quotation Topic (Warning: Anything Goes)
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Re: The Glorious Quotation Topic
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Rear Admiral Kaito
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Artful wrote:Security and Diplomacy coordinating together? The only thing that they can coordinate is that both of them kiss my ass.Kaito wrote:Don't Security and Diplomacy coordinate together or some shit?
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Shroombuck wrote:There is a mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
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Costello, Kelbie and I were talking about the good 'ol days. Thankfully I had a copy of the old forums. :D
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This makes none.
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Jesse wrote:Surely one of the officers lower in rank to you knows some design stuff.
Shroombuck wrote:I don't know if I know anyone who knows that which I think and hope they know, no.
Jesse wrote:English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
Shroombuck wrote:I do, you speak some concoction of Australian, New Zealand and whatever other semi-English you bumped upon during your surveys. I speak the Queen's.
Jesse wrote:I don't know what languages who knows that which I think and hope they know, no.
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Artful wrote:Everytime Artful speaks it is well-known that the C-minor erupts like a mellifluous explosion of orgasmic potential from the apple tree that Adam has religiously picked from since the very beginning of time. His words engulf them, his motions entrance them.
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2 quotes that taste great together ha!
(The Picard quote is incomplete.... )
(The Picard quote is incomplete.... )
Picard wrote: I love Great Britain, it's history and it's people and this is not an attack on any of my British friends but .......
Jesse wrote:This level of pedantry makes me want to immigrate my fist to your face and emigrate some of your teeth.
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Picard wrote: Shroombuck: Don't ever compare me to something you would suck on ever again, I value my erections to much to deal with that thought.
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Artful wrote:Pimple-faced basement dwellers would rather get their hands on something that looks pretty because they can't get their hands on someone that looks pretty.