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I'm a gamer. I play life and I win.
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Janeway wrote:
Alexraptor wrote: Does that also apply to attractive female gamers? :lol:
The United States Center for Disease Control and Prevention wrote:A study conducted by the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found that adult male gamers have a higher than average body-mass index, and that adult female gamers have a higher than average incidence of depression and illness.
Translation: "what the hell do you expect when you sit on your fat ass all day."

When one calls them self a "gamer" than by definition they are unattractive and virgins. You can be female, male, or somewhere in between or none of them; I don't really care, the rule doesn't change. I offer exhibits A and B:
Mate, many professional gamers are in good enough physical shape to pwn fat noobs in game and in life. :P
Real hardcore competitive gaming is very demading physically, especially when the epinephrine kicks in.

In short, the stereotypical "fat" gamer is going to have his ass handed to him by a gamer who is in good physical condition, in intense games like shooters.
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Alexraptor wrote:
Mate, many professional gamers are in good enough physical shape to pwn fat noobs in game and in life. :P
Real hardcore competitive gaming is very demading physically, especially when the epinephrine kicks in.

In short, the stereotypical "fat" gamer is going to have his ass handed to him by a gamer who is in good physical condition, in intense games like shooters.
^ Word.
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Alexraptor wrote:Mate, many professional gamers are in good enough physical shape to pwn fat noobs in game and in life. :P
Real hardcore competitive gaming is very demading physically, especially when the epinephrine kicks in.

In short, the stereotypical "fat" gamer is going to have his ass handed to him by a gamer who is in good physical condition, in intense games like shooters.
"Professional gamer." That's almost as funny as the people that think playing video games can be a sport. Oh wait.
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Artful wrote:I'm a gamer. I play life and I win.
You're not a gamer. You - just like me - just happen to play a game once in a while.
Alexraptor wrote:Mate, many professional gamers are in good enough physical shape to pwn fat noobs in game and in life. :P
Real hardcore competitive gaming is very demading physically, especially when the epinephrine kicks in.

In short, the stereotypical "fat" gamer is going to have his ass handed to him by a gamer who is in good physical condition, in intense games like shooters.
I have developed a built-in bullshit detector. I never saw that much bullshit in one paragraph before.
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Shroombuck wrote:
Artful wrote:I'm a gamer. I play life and I win.
You're not a gamer. You - just like me - just happen to play a game once in a while.
I get heckled :(
Chris wrote:I hate you for screwing my rule up . But I know, isn't it great?
I like to win.
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He still hasn't moved on LOL
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Shroombuck wrote: I have developed a built-in bullshit detector. I never saw that much bullshit in one paragraph before.
Maybe you need to fine tune it then, cause the man has a point.
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Janeway wrote: "Professional gamer." That's almost as funny as the people that think playing video games can be a sport. Oh wait.
You do know that millions of dollars are turned out yearly in cash prizes to e-sport competitors right? :roll:
Why don't you laugh that one off? :P
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Alexraptor wrote:
Janeway wrote: "Professional gamer." That's almost as funny as the people that think playing video games can be a sport. Oh wait.
You do know that millions of dollars are turned out yearly in cash prizes to e-sport competitors right? :roll:
Why don't you laugh that one off? :P
Okay, sure. I find it hilarious that actual, tangible money is paid to people whom play computer games "professionally". It takes no talent, merely practice and encourages impressionable kids to aspire to such a low. A waste of capital.

The next Rembrandt or Tchaikovsky could be sat there playing Call of Duty, pathetic.
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